So happy.

Have you ever been so happy with yourself, and like, the shit that's going on around you, that you don't even really know why you're so happy? And then, people around you are all, "Why are you so happy?" and you're just like, "I don't know." And then, they assume you've gotten laid or something. Well, I haven't gotten laid. And I am happy. And I have no idea why.
I think it's funny that I'm like, the opposite of emo right now. I'm obviously going to write about things that a teenage girl would write about, because I'm a teenage girl. But sometimes, I surprise myself at how un-teenage girl-y I can be. Like, you can take practically the whole first paragraph of that, replace the word "happy" with the word "sad", and but a "never" in between "you've" and "gotten laid", and that, my friend, would be a real teenage girl post. You might have to add in a few, "I'm so fat and ugly!" lines to really get the full effect, but I'm sure you get what I mean.
So, anyways, I'm really happy right now. And I have no idea why. But I'm going to tell you, it's fucking great. A big, ol' tray of McDonald's couldn't make me any happier.

Well. At least not a significant amount.